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Dont mind me, just putting on deoderant in my car, parked in the lot outside of work… you will all thank me later.
Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point
In preschool when I was 5, the boys bathroom had to get a ceiling repair so everyone had to use the girls bathroom and when I was in there some kid named Jimmy walked in.
And that was the first time I saw a penis
- Woman: *on cellphone* Why am I leaving you? Why am I--I'll tell you why.
- Woman: Here's why. You don't respect me.
- Woman: You called me a whore in front of my children.
- Me: *says nothing, but has a face like O.O*
- Woman: You don't respect me. And you know, there some white chick here in the store, she walking, she heard me say that and she make a face.
- Woman: Because even she know you a piece of shit.
George Harrison signing the marriage certificate at Leatherhead and Epsom Register Office, Epsom, Surrey, 21 January 1966:Twenty-First January 1966
George Harrison - 22 years - Bachelor - Musician
Patricia Anne Boyd - 21 years - Spinster - Model
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Some people still gotta learn the real meaning of the word “feminist” (hear that Shailene Woodley?)